dicks:

curryuku:

thequeenofpugs:

tardis-blues:

daylate-friend:

what is wrong with pugs.

i mean that in the best way possible.

This is actually really smart of them. They’re so fat and have such little legs that hopping like that is the most efficient way of getting up the stairs. It’s directly comparable to astronauts skipping while on the surface of the moon due to the bloated nature of their suits and the low gravity.

SCREAMS

IM MELTING

we, as humans, started out with wolves, and then they became SO FUCKING INBRED that this is what we ended up with.

WE WENT FROM WOLVES TO THIS

WHAT THE FUCK

is wrong with us

neilsanders:

This is Gary. Gary is a good boy.

thedisorderedlife:

existentialist-bitch:

whovianprincessgetfit:

fabulous-fitblr:

A fitblrs birthday cake is the best birthday cake.

OMG YES I WANT THIS!

Someone make this for my birthday!

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

deaddreamers:

stoney-daze:

kingd0ms:

dude-girl:

a poem

Holy fucking relevant

This is my life.

yup